Minnesota Hell

I had this photo on Facebook for over a year, and NOW they decide that it "violates" their rules and regulations? Rick and his white-trash buddies just can't handle that Rick is a total loser/asshole. I think that picture just tells the truth, and some people can't handle the truth. I remember when I gave this loser a new Macintosh G3 for FREE mind you, and you know what this loser says? "Hey, the internet isn't faster when I get on with this computer!" He didn't know that just because you have a 56K Modem doesn't mean that you will be getting a 56K connection. I found out that his phone line would only handle up to 33 mbs. When you live in the middle of nowhere, you can't get a fast cable connection like I have here. Of course, somehow, he "wore out" that modem and whose job was it to get him another? Do you think that he would save his pennies and buy one himself? Nope. It was all me of course. His bi...

Last names will not be mentioned to save extreme embarrassment of Rick. The scene: Sometime in 2005. I am sitting at my desk, late at night, working on my computer to finish a business plan for school. *Ring! Ring!* I answer the phone. Me: "Hello?" Rick: "Hey Warren." Me: "Hey Rick. What's up?" Rick: "I think I'm BI." A long pause...  Me: "Why on earth would you think you are BI? What happened? What did you do?" Rick: "Well, I met a couple in a Yahoo group. I went over to their place and, well..." Me: "Did the husband suck your dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did you suck his dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did he cum in your mouth?" Rick: "No. I told him that I wanted to see him shoot his load." Me: "Rick, why after over 50 years, you all of a sudden decide to turn gay?" Rick: "I'm not gay, I'm BI! And well, the guy seduced me....

Just think about it. If a "christian" sees someone in Africa worshiping some stone statue, they think that they are crazy and nuts. "How can anyone believe that that stone figure is a "god"? MY god is the ONLY god!" Yet, "christians" believe every word in a book, written in Elizabethan times by a bunch of men who viewed women as property and did not translate the "scriptures" properly because they mistook words in Hebrew to mean something else, and just made up the majority of the bible. "Christians" believe a book and pray to some magical wizard in the sky when there is absolutely no concrete proof of anything that is written in the bible. Yes, there were Romans, Egyptians, and Jews, so that part is true that these races and religions existed, but the rest? Do you really believe that Noah really built an ark to house the millions of species in the world? Even if he could, he was at sea for a year. The size of the ...

I got a riddle here for ya... What kind of bird doesn't fly? A JAIL -bird!  Get it? You were arrested and went to jail! No get out of jail free card for you back then, right? You just can't ignore public records, now can you? Oh how sweet life is, right? I may have done some questionable things in my youth, but never once was I ever arrested and sent to the hoosegow. Hey, since I am comparing a small part of our lives, let me tell you about MY significant other... She didn't flunk out of college here freshman year. As a matter of fact, she graduated a 4 year college with 2 degrees (summa cum laude), and she now has her MBA. She has run several 5K's and a half-marathon. And finally... She wasn't sucking a 21 year old guy's cock when she was 16. And I am glad too, because it would suck (no pun intended), wondering if she swallowed his throat-yogurt, wondering if secretly, she was comparing my cock to his... I sure am glad tha...

I watched the new program, American Hoggers on A&E the other day. At first, I thought it was going to be about the women that my "father" (Ralph Lester - DUI Felon), dated or just picks up at some bar to fuck.

The last time my mother was up here (that I knew of), she asked me if her sister and her could take Alex to my sister's place. You have got to be fucking kidding me! When my mother had retired and was moving down to San Antonio, TX, my "sister" had a retirement/going away party, but was I invited? Nope! Last time I checked, she was my mother too, bitch! My mother pretty much forced me to let her do something at my wedding, so I let the bitch cut cake. All my mother needed to do was tell her that I needed to be there also, but do you think that happened? Hell no! Also, when I was in the car accident where the doctors weren't sure if I would live, my "father" called my wife and said, 'Well, if he hasn't learned his lesson by now, he would be better off dead." I told my sister what he said, and she said, "Amy is lying!" First of all, she owes my wife an apology, because my wife doesn't lie, especially about shit like ...

The "Drew" who had been accusing me of killing my brother and blaming it on my step-brother could be my lying, greedy, back-stabbing bitch of a sister. She is just like her father, Ralph Lester... She has been telling lies for so long that she has started believing them herself.  It all makes sense now, ya stupid beyoch! BTW, if anyone wants to e-mail the loser, "it's" e-mail is  csailinsiren@gmail.com . Too chicken to actually say who they are. Can't say anything that makes me look bad that everyone doesn't already know.

Here is the title of a book I am thinking of writing... "Hey Warren, I think I'm bi!" Rick Iverson, the diary of a complete American loser. What do you think?

This Drew character (I think it is really my nephew or my sister's current bedmate) posts stuff on here like, "You can't handle the posts, so you delete them!" Why would I allow an opposing view when I know that I am right? Hmmm? Well, it isn't that I can't handle the posts, it is just that he posts garbage that goes on and on, with subjects like, "I take it in the ass" or "I suck cock" or, and this gets me, "You are such a fucking liar!" I am a liar about what? So, my father didn't beat the shit out of me? On my father's visiting days, he wouldn't show up 3 hours late and drunk off his ass? He didn't drive completely drunk off his ass with his children in the car? He wasn't going north in a southbound lane, drunk off his ass, got into a head-on collision, and was convicted of a felony? Or am I lying about my brother's murder? So Jeff Hietala didn't shoot my brother in the back of the h...

People can say that I am living off of my wife. People can say that I am a terrible father. People can say that because of my brain injury, I should be in an asylum and I shouldn't be raising a child. But when the day ends, I am in bed with my beautiful wife, in my nice house with my nice vehicle parked outside, and my beautiful, smart, and happy son asleep in his room. I am doing all of the right things. I am not sitting here, thinking, "Man, I have a brain injury and this relative of mine is more successful job-wise than me, so I am going to go out of my way to piss him/her off and take away the time he/she should be spending with his/her family! It doesn't matter what I say, because it is just a bunch of lies, but it will get them all riled up!" Sorry. I just respond to how I am treated by people. If nobody in my family can show me respect as a human being, then I am not going to go out of my way to do them any favors. I am winning. The end.

So, a couple of days ago, I get some e-mail from someone named "Drew".  Here is an excerpt of one of his e-mails that he sent me. "Many other issues have come out of this tragic ending but the main focus continues to be Warren and the many of harassing letters, blogs, facebook contacts, etc that he sends to numerous family members throughout the many of years that he has not been able to overcome his participation or possible involvement in this tragic story." Harassing e-mails... These consist of me being angry or upset about something, and me showing whoever it is that they were/are wrong, misguided, and ignorant to the issue. So, if someone were, say, arrested for something, and I send them an e-mail saying, "Hey, you committed a crime and you were arrested!", their "harassing" e-mail would be me stating the truth. Something that they don't want to step back from, take a look at the situation, and admit that they were wrong. ...

I have found that if you are a god-fearing, bible-thumping, holier than thou moron that attends Assembly of god churches 2-3 times weekly, for every child the wife has, she is allowed to put on 100 lbs. 9 times out of 10, that is what they do. I guess that eating less and exercising more is just too much work. They must think spending so many hours in the kitchen preparing so much food to shovel into their and their children's mouths constitutes enough exercise for the day. They also probably figure that they lose so much weight when they take those monster shits everyday. Sorry tubbo, but your shits don't weigh as much as you think. You know, it is rather fitting to abbreviate the name of the church to "ass of god". "God" needs to have a small "g" here. Has anyone seen the lazy, fat-asses sitting in those pews? I guess the ass of god church is also filled with a lot of chubby-chasers. Sure, when you marry them, they are either thin or maybe ...

I just got finished reading a blog on someone who used OpenSky to sell items. They call it " OpenScam " because they received an e-mail from "OpenSky" stating, " You must have at least 4,000 followers and have expertise in women's lifestyle to become a curator and sell products on OpenSky. " Of course, this was after they already had their OpenSky shop set up and were happy with the items that they were selling. I am not even going to research this any further because it would mean I would have to create and account on their website, but from what I understand, unless you have 4000 "followers" for your OpenSky shop, and you can't get followers unless you sell.  What does this mean? I guess that you have to be a celebrity or some big-shot to open up an OpenSky account. This is all alleged, of course. I don't have an OpenSky shop or even wish to open anything like it, so this is all hearsay. I am just reading blogs about som...

So, the last time I was at my father's shit-hole of a house in Meadowlands, MN, he shows me a polaroid picture of a naked black woman lying on a bed. He says, "Here's my new girlfriend!" I asked him how he got it, and he tells me, "Well, uh, I got a phone call from a woman asking me if I was related to so and so, and I wasn't, so I asked her if we could meet, blah, blah, blah..." Then he tell me that he showed it to my nephew (who was 15 at the time), and that my nephew said, "Grandpa, you think that you are god's gift to black women." To which my father says, "No, I am god's gift to ALL women!" So, he tells me that she was a stripper at Tuna's, a place in Eveleth, MN. He met her there, took her to a hotel room, and fucked her. I said, "Wow. You had sex with a hooker." He got all offended and said, "She is an exotic dancer!" Look, any woman, black or white, who is a stripper, in her 20's, who ...

So, about my father, Ralph Edward Lester, retired St. Louis County, MN Deputy Sheriff, living in Meadowlands, MN, he lies about having stuff of mine because he thinks that he will make a lot of money selling my "Frankie Say Relax" t-shirt from the early 80's, or anything that he has stolen from me. I had a garbage bag full of clothes in his barn, and when I went to get them, he tells me, "Varmints got in them, so they are gone!" So, I decide to go up into his attic, and he threw a fit! He said, "You can't go up there! You had your chance to take what you wanted!" So I get back home and e-mail my nephew, and sure enough, he got my clothes from the barn and brought them all up into his attic. Now my mother told me that when they were going through a divorce, she was seeing his partner (I think his name was Nick something, but I am not 100% positive about that) when he was a deputy sheriff in Tower, MN. He told my mother that they would wait till ...

Talk about outdated nonsense... The bible is centuries old, outdated mumbo-jumbo. It was written just to explain what people didn't understand at the time. Like, a rainbow. Um, uh, GOD MADE IT TO SHOW THAT HE WON'T FLOOD THE WORLD AGAIN! Noah's Ark... Can't ever happen. No floating vessel is large enough to hold every animal in the world. Back then, they didn't know of other continents. They figured that the world was a 100 mile radius from where they stood. But one thing is true in the bible (remember, this is satire)... If you were born out of wedlock, yes, if you are a bastard child, you and the next 10 generations are doomed to burn in the pits of hell. All of the praying and penance in the world will not change the fact that you were born a bastard child. You should find out if your great, great, great, great grandmother popped out a kid out of wedlock. It would save a LOT of wasted time going to church and praying if it won't do any good, right? Or a...

I suppose that I should write, "Any similarities to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental", just so that my "relatives" don't get their panties all in a bunch. Read on! I have been told that I am much more compassionate and have a greater sense of right and wrong than most people, especially when it comes to my family. Take my father for instance...  Ralph Lester, living at  10183 Kirkwood Rd., M eadowlands, MN, retired St. Louis County Deputy Sheriff. Go to http://www.mncriminals.com and search for Ralph Lester, or Ralph Edward Lester. On there, you will see 3 convictions for DUI's. They only go back 15 years, so all of his convictions aren't on there. Like the one where he came home drunk, chased me around his house and hit me with his police flashlight. I called the cops, and they came and arrested him.  Well, he had a pretty cushy job while living in Meadowlands. He would sit in his bathrobe, watch TV, and then there...

Welcome to the new, fucking year. This will be the year where I will be adding more in this blog, meaning if you are some narcissistic, sociopath asshole (and it doesn't matter if you think you aren't, because crazy people don't think they are crazy, now do they?), you will be attacked right here, right now. I guess I should say that I am not going to make up shit and post it here. People that make up shit start to believe their own shit. If you are one of these types of people, then you are nothing but a lying, fat-assed DICK . There is nothing that I hate more than these lying DICK'S . Narcissistic, lying, sociopath DICK'S . You can make believe that you are right, you can run away, you can just ignore your lies and hope that they all just disappear, but you are still just a lying, piece of shit DICK ! The only reason these DICK'S are still alive is because it is against the law to kill them. More on this topic later.