Minnesota Hell

I had this photo on Facebook for over a year, and NOW they decide that it "violates" their rules and regulations? Rick and his white-trash buddies just can't handle that Rick is a total loser/asshole. I think that picture just tells the truth, and some people can't handle the truth. I remember when I gave this loser a new Macintosh G3 for FREE mind you, and you know what this loser says? "Hey, the internet isn't faster when I get on with this computer!" He didn't know that just because you have a 56K Modem doesn't mean that you will be getting a 56K connection. I found out that his phone line would only handle up to 33 mbs. When you live in the middle of nowhere, you can't get a fast cable connection like I have here. Of course, somehow, he "wore out" that modem and whose job was it to get him another? Do you think that he would save his pennies and buy one himself? Nope. It was all me of course. His bi...

Last names will not be mentioned to save extreme embarrassment of Rick. The scene: Sometime in 2005. I am sitting at my desk, late at night, working on my computer to finish a business plan for school. *Ring! Ring!* I answer the phone. Me: "Hello?" Rick: "Hey Warren." Me: "Hey Rick. What's up?" Rick: "I think I'm BI." A long pause...  Me: "Why on earth would you think you are BI? What happened? What did you do?" Rick: "Well, I met a couple in a Yahoo group. I went over to their place and, well..." Me: "Did the husband suck your dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did you suck his dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did he cum in your mouth?" Rick: "No. I told him that I wanted to see him shoot his load." Me: "Rick, why after over 50 years, you all of a sudden decide to turn gay?" Rick: "I'm not gay, I'm BI! And well, the guy seduced me....