Minnesota Hell

People who try to make themselves sound more important than they really are. For instance, when I told my "father", Ralph Lester, that I was going to be getting a second college degree, he says with a pompous attitude, "Well, I have a college degree!" He does not. He just wanted to try to elevate himself to my intellect. Or people who think that they are the shit because they have children. Or even because they had twins. Guess what? Unless you are barren, ANY woman can make a baby! You are no better if you have 1, 2, or 8 kids than anyone else. Get over it! People who say "WARSH" instead of "WASH". "I am going to Warshington DC." "I am going to warsh my shirt." How annoying and completely obvious that you are uneducated. And thanks to my idiot, high school dropout, someone who created children that pollute the gene-pool, who's son picked up a .22, shot my brother in the back of his head and killed...

I had this photo on Facebook for over a year, and NOW they decide that it "violates" their rules and regulations? Rick and his white-trash buddies just can't handle that Rick is a total loser/asshole. I think that picture just tells the truth, and some people can't handle the truth. I remember when I gave this loser a new Macintosh G3 for FREE mind you, and you know what this loser says? "Hey, the internet isn't faster when I get on with this computer!" He didn't know that just because you have a 56K Modem doesn't mean that you will be getting a 56K connection. I found out that his phone line would only handle up to 33 mbs. When you live in the middle of nowhere, you can't get a fast cable connection like I have here. Of course, somehow, he "wore out" that modem and whose job was it to get him another? Do you think that he would save his pennies and buy one himself? Nope. It was all me of course. His bi...

Last names will not be mentioned to save extreme embarrassment of Rick. The scene: Sometime in 2005. I am sitting at my desk, late at night, working on my computer to finish a business plan for school. *Ring! Ring!* I answer the phone. Me: "Hello?" Rick: "Hey Warren." Me: "Hey Rick. What's up?" Rick: "I think I'm BI." A long pause...  Me: "Why on earth would you think you are BI? What happened? What did you do?" Rick: "Well, I met a couple in a Yahoo group. I went over to their place and, well..." Me: "Did the husband suck your dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did you suck his dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did he cum in your mouth?" Rick: "No. I told him that I wanted to see him shoot his load." Me: "Rick, why after over 50 years, you all of a sudden decide to turn gay?" Rick: "I'm not gay, I'm BI! And well, the guy seduced me....