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A true story

Last names will not be mentioned to save extreme embarrassment of Rick. The scene: Sometime in 2005. I am sitting at my desk, late at night, working on my computer to finish a business plan for school. *Ring! Ring!* I answer the phone. Me: "Hello?" Rick: "Hey Warren." Me: "Hey Rick. What's up?" Rick: "I think I'm BI." A long pause...  Me: "Why on earth would you think you are BI? What happened? What did you do?" Rick: "Well, I met a couple in a Yahoo group. I went over to their place and, well..." Me: "Did the husband suck your dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did you suck his dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did he cum in your mouth?" Rick: "No. I told him that I wanted to see him shoot his load." Me: "Rick, why after over 50 years, you all of a sudden decide to turn gay?" Rick: "I'm not gay, I'm BI! And well, the guy seduced me....