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When it comes right down to it...

People can say that I am living off of my wife. People can say that I am a terrible father. People can say that because of my brain injury, I should be in an asylum and I shouldn't be raising a child. But when the day ends, I am in bed with my beautiful wife, in my nice house with my nice vehicle parked outside, and my beautiful, smart, and happy son asleep in his room.


I am doing all of the right things. I am not sitting here, thinking, "Man, I have a brain injury and this relative of mine is more successful job-wise than me, so I am going to go out of my way to piss him/her off and take away the time he/she should be spending with his/her family! It doesn't matter what I say, because it is just a bunch of lies, but it will get them all riled up!"


Sorry. I just respond to how I am treated by people. If nobody in my family can show me respect as a human being, then I am not going to go out of my way to do them any favors.


I am winning.


The end.

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