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My son and my sister

The last time my mother was up here (that I knew of), she asked me if her sister and her could take Alex to my sister's place.

You have got to be fucking kidding me! When my mother had retired and was moving down to San Antonio, TX, my "sister" had a retirement/going away party, but was I invited? Nope! Last time I checked, she was my mother too, bitch! My mother pretty much forced me to let her do something at my wedding, so I let the bitch cut cake. All my mother needed to do was tell her that I needed to be there also, but do you think that happened? Hell no!

Also, when I was in the car accident where the doctors weren't sure if I would live, my "father" called my wife and said, 'Well, if he hasn't learned his lesson by now, he would be better off dead." I told my sister what he said, and she said, "Amy is lying!"

First of all, she owes my wife an apology, because my wife doesn't lie, especially about shit like that! So fuck you, you dumb loser!

Second, she is a thief and has stolen a lot of my belongings. Like my UMD graduation tassel. Why would she steal it? Oh, probably because it means a lot to me and my "father", Ralph Lester (DUI felon), would want her to steal it. Seriously, when I was in the car accident, my eyes were crossed for several months due to the blow to my head, so I had to wear an eye patch to strengthen my eye muscles. I went to visit my felon "father" one day and I needed another patch because the elastic was wearing out and it started to smell really bad. So, instead of throwing it away, my hoarding felon "father" took it out of the garbage and wanted to keep it. WTF? Why???

She is jealous and greedy. Jealous that my wife makes probably 3x what she makes in a year. Jealous because we live in an actual house in Chanhassen, MN, the top 10 best place to live in the USA. Jealous because we go on vacations every year. You see, she doesn't realize that my wife has worked her ass off to get to where she is at the company where she works. We didn't buy our house by asking my "father" to co-sign for us. We didn't ever file for bankruptcy because we owed $10,000 on a credit card, a credit card that my mother had to co-sign for my sister to get. That's another thing... If you need to have a co-signer for anything, face it, you can't afford to get it! You are too much of a risk! So my sister stopped making payments on the Discover card, and whose checking account did they start taking money out of? That's right, my mother's, all because my "sister" just didn't want to make payments anymore. That ignorant, self-centered bitch.

I mean, filing for bankruptcy for a measly $10,000??? Come the fuck on! Stop drinking, going out to bars, and save some money! Oh, and give me my stuff back while you are at it.

Oh, but I am supposed to just let bygones be bygones... I have been forgiving every asshole in my family for stealing from me, lying to me, and beating me for over 30 years and I have had it! THEY are the ones who need to start apologizing me ME and my wife! If you EVER say that she is lying about what that drunken, felon. white-trash piece of shit "father" of mine said to her, you better watch your back, you greedy, lying pig/whore/twat/cunt! Get your head out of the sand, because you know god damned well that he said that to her!

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