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Hey JD!

I got a riddle here for ya...

What kind of bird doesn't fly? A JAIL-bird! 

Get it? You were arrested and went to jail! No get out of jail free card for you back then, right? You just can't ignore public records, now can you? Oh how sweet life is, right?

I may have done some questionable things in my youth, but never once was I ever arrested and sent to the hoosegow.

Hey, since I am comparing a small part of our lives, let me tell you about MY significant other...

  1. She didn't flunk out of college here freshman year. As a matter of fact, she graduated a 4 year college with 2 degrees (summa cum laude), and she now has her MBA.
  2. She has run several 5K's and a half-marathon. And finally...
  3. She wasn't sucking a 21 year old guy's cock when she was 16.

And I am glad too, because it would suck (no pun intended), wondering if she swallowed his throat-yogurt, wondering if secretly, she was comparing my cock to his...

I sure am glad that I don't have to worry about that. It would just eat me up inside! *wink!*

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