Minnesota Hell

People who try to make themselves sound more important than they really are. For instance, when I told my "father", Ralph Lester, that I was going to be getting a second college degree, he says with a pompous attitude, "Well, I have a college degree!" He does not. He just wanted to try to elevate himself to my intellect. Or people who think that they are the shit because they have children. Or even because they had twins. Guess what? Unless you are barren, ANY woman can make a baby! You are no better if you have 1, 2, or 8 kids than anyone else. Get over it! People who say "WARSH" instead of "WASH". "I am going to Warshington DC." "I am going to warsh my shirt." How annoying and completely obvious that you are uneducated. And thanks to my idiot, high school dropout, someone who created children that pollute the gene-pool, who's son picked up a .22, shot my brother in the back of his head and killed...

Not that I, all of a sudden, decided that anyone and everyone can take advantage of me, steal my shit, borrow my stuff, destroy it, then say, "Hey, it just wore out!" No. I am still here. I just have been kind of busy that past couple of months, that's all. So, Rick, Ralph, the Dick's, etc... You are still in my head, so plan on being exposed a bit more on here. Or restitution. Compensation of what you have stolen from me, destroyed of mine, or told bold faced lies in court against me. Pay me back EVERYTHING that you have taken from me, and I will discontinue this blog. Until then, if you have stolen my items because you think that you will make a shit-load of money by selling them, go fuck yourself.  If you have borrowed things from me, destroyed them, whined until I bought you something, telling me that you would pay me back but as soon as you finally got a piece of shit job and I ask for what I owe you, you decided not to pay me what you owe? Go...

I had this photo on Facebook for over a year, and NOW they decide that it "violates" their rules and regulations? Rick and his white-trash buddies just can't handle that Rick is a total loser/asshole. I think that picture just tells the truth, and some people can't handle the truth. I remember when I gave this loser a new Macintosh G3 for FREE mind you, and you know what this loser says? "Hey, the internet isn't faster when I get on with this computer!" He didn't know that just because you have a 56K Modem doesn't mean that you will be getting a 56K connection. I found out that his phone line would only handle up to 33 mbs. When you live in the middle of nowhere, you can't get a fast cable connection like I have here. Of course, somehow, he "wore out" that modem and whose job was it to get him another? Do you think that he would save his pennies and buy one himself? Nope. It was all me of course. His bi...

Last names will not be mentioned to save extreme embarrassment of Rick. The scene: Sometime in 2005. I am sitting at my desk, late at night, working on my computer to finish a business plan for school. *Ring! Ring!* I answer the phone. Me: "Hello?" Rick: "Hey Warren." Me: "Hey Rick. What's up?" Rick: "I think I'm BI." A long pause...  Me: "Why on earth would you think you are BI? What happened? What did you do?" Rick: "Well, I met a couple in a Yahoo group. I went over to their place and, well..." Me: "Did the husband suck your dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did you suck his dick?" Rick: "Yeah." Me: "Did he cum in your mouth?" Rick: "No. I told him that I wanted to see him shoot his load." Me: "Rick, why after over 50 years, you all of a sudden decide to turn gay?" Rick: "I'm not gay, I'm BI! And well, the guy seduced me....

Just think about it. If a "christian" sees someone in Africa worshiping some stone statue, they think that they are crazy and nuts. "How can anyone believe that that stone figure is a "god"? MY god is the ONLY god!" Yet, "christians" believe every word in a book, written in Elizabethan times by a bunch of men who viewed women as property and did not translate the "scriptures" properly because they mistook words in Hebrew to mean something else, and just made up the majority of the bible. "Christians" believe a book and pray to some magical wizard in the sky when there is absolutely no concrete proof of anything that is written in the bible. Yes, there were Romans, Egyptians, and Jews, so that part is true that these races and religions existed, but the rest? Do you really believe that Noah really built an ark to house the millions of species in the world? Even if he could, he was at sea for a year. The size of the ...

I got a riddle here for ya... What kind of bird doesn't fly? A JAIL -bird!  Get it? You were arrested and went to jail! No get out of jail free card for you back then, right? You just can't ignore public records, now can you? Oh how sweet life is, right? I may have done some questionable things in my youth, but never once was I ever arrested and sent to the hoosegow. Hey, since I am comparing a small part of our lives, let me tell you about MY significant other... She didn't flunk out of college here freshman year. As a matter of fact, she graduated a 4 year college with 2 degrees (summa cum laude), and she now has her MBA. She has run several 5K's and a half-marathon. And finally... She wasn't sucking a 21 year old guy's cock when she was 16. And I am glad too, because it would suck (no pun intended), wondering if she swallowed his throat-yogurt, wondering if secretly, she was comparing my cock to his... I sure am glad tha...

I watched the new program, American Hoggers on A&E the other day. At first, I thought it was going to be about the women that my "father" (Ralph Lester - DUI Felon), dated or just picks up at some bar to fuck.