I have found that if you are a god-fearing, bible-thumping, holier than thou moron that attends Assembly of god churches 2-3 times weekly, for every child the wife has, she is allowed to put on 100 lbs. 9 times out of 10, that is what they do. I guess that eating less and exercising more is just too much work. They must think spending so many hours in the kitchen preparing so much food to shovel into their and their children's mouths constitutes enough exercise for the day.
They also probably figure that they lose so much weight when they take those monster shits everyday. Sorry tubbo, but your shits don't weigh as much as you think.
You know, it is rather fitting to abbreviate the name of the church to "ass of god". "God" needs to have a small "g" here. Has anyone seen the lazy, fat-asses sitting in those pews? I guess the ass of god church is also filled with a lot of chubby-chasers. Sure, when you marry them, they are either thin or maybe "pleasingly plump". You never expect them to balloon out the way that they did after 10 years or so, right?
So, do what most men in the Ass of god churches do: Wait till the last kid graduates from high school, and divorce the fat, snaggle-toothed bitch. If you don't want this to happen to you, don't be a dick. Just put down the fork. Remember, god said to treat your body like a temple. He didn't say to make your body the size of a temple!
You can't keep blaming everyone else for the problems in your life that you caused yourself. If you sucked someone else's dick before you married someone else, you had the choice to suck or not to suck. If you were, say, 16, got pregnant and had an abortion, you had the choice to fuck or not to fuck. The fucking isn't an issue in Minnesota, because the age of consent is 16 here. You would have to think every single day what that child would have been like, but you killed him/her. I am sure that anyone in that type of situation is either sorry that she did it, or she uses abortion as a form of birth control. Either way, this type of person would be considered "damaged goods" and would be sucking cocks in hell no matter what she thinks. That is, if you believe in that kind of shit.
Sorry, got on a tangent here... Lets see... Ass of god women... Check... Fat... Check... Body size of a temple... Chubby-chaser husbands... Check...
That's it for now! And remember, any similarities to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ;)
They also probably figure that they lose so much weight when they take those monster shits everyday. Sorry tubbo, but your shits don't weigh as much as you think.
You know, it is rather fitting to abbreviate the name of the church to "ass of god". "God" needs to have a small "g" here. Has anyone seen the lazy, fat-asses sitting in those pews? I guess the ass of god church is also filled with a lot of chubby-chasers. Sure, when you marry them, they are either thin or maybe "pleasingly plump". You never expect them to balloon out the way that they did after 10 years or so, right?
So, do what most men in the Ass of god churches do: Wait till the last kid graduates from high school, and divorce the fat, snaggle-toothed bitch. If you don't want this to happen to you, don't be a dick. Just put down the fork. Remember, god said to treat your body like a temple. He didn't say to make your body the size of a temple!
You can't keep blaming everyone else for the problems in your life that you caused yourself. If you sucked someone else's dick before you married someone else, you had the choice to suck or not to suck. If you were, say, 16, got pregnant and had an abortion, you had the choice to fuck or not to fuck. The fucking isn't an issue in Minnesota, because the age of consent is 16 here. You would have to think every single day what that child would have been like, but you killed him/her. I am sure that anyone in that type of situation is either sorry that she did it, or she uses abortion as a form of birth control. Either way, this type of person would be considered "damaged goods" and would be sucking cocks in hell no matter what she thinks. That is, if you believe in that kind of shit.
Sorry, got on a tangent here... Lets see... Ass of god women... Check... Fat... Check... Body size of a temple... Chubby-chaser husbands... Check...
That's it for now! And remember, any similarities to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ;)
Yup, I am living off of my wife. Guess what? SOMEONE in a family will ALWAYS make more money than the other. So, Drew, who is sucking YOUR money dry? My sister maybe?
ReplyDeleteYou can question my parenting ability all you want, but I learned from my "father" and my sister how NOT to raise a kid. Ask anyone. I am possibly the greatest father anyone has ever known. My son is one smart, happy child. Or maybe I should raise him the way my father raised me? See him 1 weekend every couple of weeks, show up drunk, beat the shit out of him? Nah, I will keep on doing what I am doing. Teaching him the ABC's, 123's, all without slapping the shit out of him. Imagine that!
And hey, everyone knows who I am. I'm not some chicken-shit pussy, keyboard tough-guy, making shit up about me. You see, I tell the truth, and if people are embarrassed, then what am I supposed to do? Put a "Just Kidding" at the end of my posts? If I say that the sky is blue on here, will you respond by saying that the sky is red and I take it up the ass and I killed my own brother?
ReplyDeleteGet your shit straight. I am not making shit up and accusing people of doing anything that isn't true.
Wait Drew, you missed my current posting talking about you. Any comment?
ReplyDeleteJust so everyone knows, one of my workmates called me "Zevo" in 1997 because my name is Warren. So Warren "Zevo" for Zevon. The nickname stuck. That's all. Make fun of it if you want. Fat Fiz, Lizardbeth, everyone has a nickname, right?
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