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Assembly of God can kiss my ass!

I remember back when I was a believer in the bullshit that was fed to me by Rev. Mark Dean, youth pastor at the 1st Assembly of God church in Hibbing, MN.

My brother died earlier in the year, so I was perfect to pump bullshit into my 14 year old brain and believe it. I stopped listening to evil "secular" music. Yes, supposedly any music that wasn't busy saying how great god and Jesus were was just pure EVIL!

Then I started hanging around Tom Taylor, his brother Brian, Dusty Sydow, and Elwood (Buck) Craig. They convinced me that there was nothing wrong with regular music and Pastor Mark was just full of shit.

Well, then came a time where some kids were going to Panama to do some "witnessing" to the people down there. I asked if I could go, and what did Pastor Mark Dean tell me? "You can't go because you listen to rock music!"

I told Tom Taylor what he said to me and Tom said, "I'm going to Panama, and if you tell him that I listen to rock music, I will just deny it."

Mark Dean was so fucking blind to think that I was so horrible because I listened to rock music, while he had no problem having Tom Taylor and Elwood (Buck) Craig accompany him down to Panama.

Holy shit! These two were the ones that got me listening to rock music, and seriously, big fucking deal! Brian Taylor got me drunk the first time 1 week after I graduated from high school, Dusty (Busty) Sydow and Elwood (Buck) Craig lived with me in an apartment down in Minneapolis in 85-86 where they broke my furniture, stole money from me, never paid the phone bills, drank like fishes, and recorded Elwood having sex with a girl (not his girlfriend) while I was up in Hibbing one weekend.

Oh yeah, Tommy and Elwood were fucking saints, Mark Dean was so fucking smart, and I was the most evil person alive because I listened to rock music?

This is why I am an Atheist. There are so many drunks and whores that all justify their actions because they go to some ass of god church. They lie and turn their backs on you just because... Who the fuck knows why? More than likely because they knew that I was right.

Remember everyone, if you want to date someone that you think is "cute", all you have to do is tell your parents, "It's god's will! It's god's will!" If they are some dumb-assed shit-heads that believe all of the lies that the ass of god church tells them, they will not have a problem with, lets say as an example, letting you, a 16 year old girl with mush for brains, marry a 21 year old guy who asks you to marry him 2 weeks after you just met. And when he talks you into giving him a blow-job and then breaks up with you, do you still think that your daughter actually had the blessing of "god"? Where is your god now, bitch?

Of course, this probably only works in an ass of god church, because I don't know of any other churches that would let that kind of shit fly, except for a cult, which the ass of god church is.

Fuck you Mark Dean, fuck you Tom, Elwood, Crusty, and fuck the assembly of god church! Why? Because they had no problem or remorse by fucking up my life!

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